Monday night in Germany. Disaster has struck. DreiMeister Chocolate Factory located in Westoennon had a technical defect in one their storage containers which resulted in a chocolate river flowing down the streets. They had to douse the chocolate with warm water and shovel it up. They were then followed by a street sweeper to help finish off the job. I would have called up that lovable fat kid from Willy Wonka Augustus Gloop. Gave him a fork, straw or whatever utensil he wanted and told him to go to town.