There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the money. He called both of his sons into a room and gave them each a retarded duck and instructed them to go into the city. The one who made the most off the duck would win the money for college. Well the first child, being the good child he was, scurried off to sell his duck.
The duck story
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A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck. In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, "It's my birthday and all I've got is this duck. Would you be willing to And besides, I've never owned a duck. If you do it again, I'll give you back your duck. When his pleasurable work was through, the lad started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street in the village, the duck suddenly flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck.
Retarded Duck Farmer
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, "Son, things haven't been going very well and I'm afraid we'll have to sell your duck. I'm really sorry, but we need the money.
So there was this farmer, his son, and the only animal on their farm that survived the winter: a duck. One day the farmer is sittin? He told his son to go into town and sell the duck for as much money that he could get.