This is totally an apology to God and whatever is holy and spiritual in the world. Eric is an extremely grumpy handicapped little person, who is obsessed with American Idol and for some reason Diana DeGarmo in particular. And yet, as an interviewer Stern is so fascinated by their lives that he continually gets golden material out of these poor people. Oddly, enough because of their ability to be entertaining on his show, they sort of wind up with the lives of C level celebrities and are probably better off with the abuseful notoriety. Peter would listen for more than a second or two. Likely due to being infantalized by others, he has a completely virginal romantic view of love, despite the fact that he watches pornography and seems to have a preference for large breasted blondes. This week went to new levels of hilarity.